Zhong Guo Beijing, Shui Ni Hao

Beijing, China 2007It was time to “get the hell out of Dodge” and head to… dart, please… Beijing, China (though some would still say “Peking,” but they’d be o-o-o-ld). Gathering up Mighty D.R. and a couple of United First tickets; we were off. However… nobody told us that the entire city was, even this late in the game for 2008’s global party, still under construction. Chicagoans, though, have experienced this kind of disappointment before. Just ask the Griswolds (thanks, Marty Moose!). And the Olympic venues? Let’s just say that if they were webpages… they’d look like this. Get crackin’, boys!

Thankfully, there are a few things that have been finished for, oh, 2,000 years or so. We’re going to let others debate whether or not the Great Wall can be seen from space with the naked eye (at least until our Virgin Galactic tix are printed “as early as 2009,” that is)… but we can personally say that it’s fully-deserving of its “New 7 Wonders” status. The wall-building techniques lovingly showcased on South Park a few years back are really nothing short of astonishing when seen up close (and, no, we’re not talking about the true fact that “peasants who died working were buried inside the wall”). Sprinkle in visits to the Forbidden City, Tiananmen Square, and Wangfujing… and you’ve got yourself a worth-while visit.

Let’s get it started.

United First = no wait Lifestyles of the... United First's mini-bar United First's Charlie Trotter menu It's nice to have options Are we there yet? And so it begins...

 
Jian dao ni hen gao xing, Beijing!

Downtown Beijing Downtown Beijing Downtown Beijing Leave Geoffrey at home Just like Idiocracy! Here, there, everywhere... Berklie HQ, Beijing Beijing's Michigan Avenue You will be assimilated Beijing Marathon: this weekend NikeBeijing NikeBeijing rep's Oregon Just like home? When in Beijing... I'll have a... That's all you had to say Just like home... Wal-Mart is eager to please Can't... move... Ugly fruit, delicious taste We'll take one of each This way, everyone!

 
Traditional Chinese history.

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Modern (and future) Chinese history.

Beijing National Stadium Still a ways to go Adding a little something a.k.a. the Olympic Sports Center Stadium Olympic Sports Center Stadium Beijing's CCTV Tower Beijing's CCTV Tower Do not press that button Spittoons! Yes! Beijing from CCTV Tower Beijing from CCTV Tower We've got 1 of 3 USA landmarks?!

 
Zai jian, Beijing.

Next stop: Terminal 2 Getting her ready See you next time... I'm coming home, via Chicago You're going the wrong way

 
Bonus level: a little “engrish.”

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Beijing, China in living color… as seen through Berkcam®.

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